Xiao Chen
225 in week
Copywriter:
On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.
WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!
XN : Neither am I.
WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.
XN : Ok.
So…
Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.
WRS : No we just fell accidentally…
Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.
WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…
Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!
WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!
Finally,
XN : Senior
WRS : Yeah?
XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.
WRS : … Just what I was thinking.